TG: fuck yea dinning room im starving, we can settle this with some champagne and maybe some tango?
TT: It will be a pleasure.
TG: its a date ;)
well looks like this is a thing.
because of this post
ugh freaking tumblr photoset layouts (⌣̀_⌣́)
rebloggable by request uou
I guess it’s safe to get rid of my disguise and resume my true form
oh my god
Eridan: Become an Orphaner, because someone’s got to feed Gl’bgolyb, and Feferi’s new culling rules mean you can’t just leave the wigglers to die. Consequently Eridan is covered in grubs forever. He talks to them a lot when he gets lonely (i.e. always). They’re not too hard to take care of, just toss ‘em a carcass every so often so they don’t eat each other.
(His adult title: Trolldad)
(The fat yellow one is named Bitey. Bitey doesn’t get rides.)
I’M JUST GIGGLING AT THAT LAST LINE
so in other news
DAVE IS CHERUB SHAKESPEARE
GOD FUCKING DAMNNNNNNNNNNN DAD EGBERT
IF THATS NOT THE SULTRY YET MISCHIEVOUS LOOK OF A CONFIDENT PRANKSTER, I DONT KNOW WHAT FUCKING IS
I have this fluffy headcanon that one of the few times Eridan ever went in the water was during a game of hide-and-seek with Feferi. Unfortunately for him she was really good at hiding (i.e. more familiar w/ the sea) so he actually got worried for real and started searching for her frantically. She stayed hidden cuz she thought it was cute seeing him get all flustered. :3 This whole incident is actually part of the reason he avoids being in the water. Bad memories. eue
also look guys i made a fake-tvshow-gifcap thing
its in the style of the askblog too im so proud of myself
gomen for shitty quality photoshop’s a bitch
wwell wwhat do you knoww its yours truly caught livve on film
wwho the fuck wwas filming this
“sometimes I can’t tell if they’re gonna beat each other up or makeout”
For Yummy, who has been having a rough time lately! Her happy Daves always make me happy..
Every time Eridan sees Rose at the coffee shop down the block he just sits down at her table (without even asking) and glares her down until she acknowledges his presence.
I actually really like this ship.